Amortentia Dolorosa

*pounces on Roddy and gnaws on his head*

Fie, brother! I've found you, and now you must ... uh ... dude, is that the good whiskey? Aw, man, lemme have some...

Aww, gaaaawd! Lucky, get 'im off meeeeee! Babs, you shit, you're drooling in my hair! *whines*

... *both eyebrows arc up* You stay out of my whisky! *rabbit-punches Babs*

((So, you think they'll get to you soon? I think old WB needs you in a scene in Hogsmeade, mate.))

And, of course, you have to go steal the one gorgeous redhead. Where the hell am I going to find a PB that doesn't look totally unrelated? And who the hell is that in your icon, anyway? *kicks Roddy*

Cissy, come play with us! Arcturus is lazy and I'm bored...

I'm using Bartek Borowiec. I just sort of stumbled on him, and knew he was perfect for this. Had to sling about a bit of the tint, but I get a fair to middling read, here.

And don't you think Lucky would mind us playing with Cissa?

**Admin Note**

Stopped being lazy. Rabastan, you are now approved to work mischief in all the usual places.

"Yes, yes I would mind, thank you very much. Talking with her is fine. Scenes are fine. Other things, well, I imagine you'd need her permission first, at the least."

Lucius smirked. "Do get off your brother's head, Babs. I don't want to hear him whining about it later."

*gnaws at Roddy's head some more* I 'un w'nnr! *gnaw*

Give me the whiskey and we'll talk... *eyes Roddy's bottle*

And for all the blood in Underhill, what makes you think I'd want to play with Narcissa like that!? Unlike you two insensible twats, I've kept my cock out of the Black family.

*thanks Arcturus*

"Oh, come now, brother! I amn't to do any such thing for at least another year, if not two! Er... Unless you count Regulus... You're not counting Regulus, are you?" Roddy stretched, holding the whiskey far out of reach. "I mean, my cock didn't end up anywhere in him, really. I guess that depends on your definition of in, but I'm sure it doesn't count, I am."

Ah, Roddy... Trust my brother to be the only man who can get his cock out, in the first ten posts... *rolls eyes* *lunges for whiskey*

Is it just me, or is Cissy just never around? This makes me sad.

I am here deerling, you may calm yourself.

Aha! The only sane member of the Black family is with us at last! *makes a sweeping bow and kisses her hand*

*to Lucky* I may have to revise my opinions on rogering the Blacks! You've caught a fine one, here... But, I'll be good. I promised.

For some reason you seem to think that not only do I need Lucius *permission* but his protection. I would like to assure you that I need neither, so you will be on your best behavior, not because you fear Lucky’s wrath, but mine.